Being Awake Sucks Throw Pillow

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We've teamed up with The Bachelor Producer Elan Gale's Uninspirational (@unspirational) to bring you hilarious products to Shop Betches.

Finally a throw pillow that speaks the truth. I think it's time to go back to bed. 

The pillow comes with a soft polyester insert that will retain its shape after many uses, and the pillow case can be easily machine washed.

Made in the USA! (Cut, sewn, printed, everything!) 

This item will take longer than usual to ship, please expect 15 business days for delivery.  If ordered with other Shop Betches products, it will be shipped separately. 

The Details:

  • 18x18”
  • machine washable cover
  • concealed zipper
  • printed on both sides
  • pillowcase cover: 80% polyester, 20% fleece
  • pillowcase insert: 100% polyester

**Throw pillows can only be returned for exchange if visibly damaged. Photos are required. No refunds at the moment.** 


If you order at the last minute, we can't guarantee that your gifts will make it on time for the holidays. So order on time, betches.

Here are the deadlines that you should keep in mind:


  • November 30th


  • November 23rd


  • Nov 19th


Type: Throw Pillow

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