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Will You Accept This Rosé? Tank

$ 44.00

A rosé ceremony is definitely something I can get behind. We've created the PERFECT tank for you bachelor/bachelorette parties, Monday nights dedicated to TV, or shrine to cute Jojo (I...
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Sunglasses & Advil Zip-Up Hoodie (more colors)

$ 138.00

If Rachel Green can make Apartment Pants we can make Hangover Sweats a thing.   We have teamed up with Kings of Cole (again!!) to bring you the softest, most comfortable zip-up hoodies and...
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Kicking Ass & Forgetting Names Tee

$ 38.00

Now comes in a tank top!  The more realistic version of "Kicking Ass and Taking Names," for a betch anyway.   This deep heather gray tee is a new version of our...
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I CAN'T Zip-Up Hoodie (more colors)

$ 138.00

If Rachel Green can make Apartment Pants we can make Hangover Sweats a thing.   We have teamed up with Kings of Cole (again!!) to bring you the softest, most comfortable zip-up hoodies and...
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K Bye Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

This shirt is so incredible, it represents what will be my last words. Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you...
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Sunglasses & Advil Sweatpants (more colors)

$ 118.00

If Rachel Green can make Apartment Pants we can make Hangover Sweats a thing.   We have teamed up with Kings of Cole (again!!) to bring you the softest, most comfortable zip-up hoodies and...
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I CAN'T Sweatpants (more colors)

$ 118.00

If Rachel Green can make Apartment Pants we can make Hangover Sweats a thing.   We have teamed up with Kings of Cole (again!!) to bring you the softest, most comfortable zip-up hoodies and...
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My Favorite Workout Is Running My Mouth Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Such good cardio.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have added room for your...
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Just Say NO To Plans Zip-Up Hoodie (more colors)

$ 138.00

If Rachel Green can make Apartment Pants we can make Hangover Sweats a thing.   We have teamed up with Kings of Cole (again!!) to bring you the softest, most comfortable zip-up hoodies and...
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Born to Run From All My Problems Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

I'm not dealing with that right now.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have...
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Just Say NO To Plans Sweatpants (more colors)

$ 118.00

If Rachel Green can make Apartment Pants we can make Hangover Sweats a thing.   We have teamed up with Kings of Cole (again!!) to bring you the softest, most comfortable zip-up hoodies and...
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The Vodka Soda Tank

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This brand new tank celebrates what has to be the most classic, revered and oldest drink known to Betch kind. Now when you go to the bar, you won't have...
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Sh*t Got Real Graduation Card

$ 7.00

The Real World isn't just a trashy MTV show anymore...  Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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I'm Not Not Psycho Tee

$ 38.00

Now in Extra Small! Maybe you are, maybe you aren't, but you're not not psycho.  This black tee is a new version of our original tees and it's so incredibly soft....
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Squat Goals Tank

$ 44.00

Squat for the squad. #squatgoals  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have added room...
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K Whatever Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Calvin Klein loves fashion, is super controversial, and has gone to rehab. He's totally a betch. Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from...
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Barre So Hard Flowy Tank

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Everyone we know emails us being like, omg everyone at barre was like, where did you get your tank and I was just like *hairflip*.  Our Brand New Tank Introducing...
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Stop Trying To Make Fetch Happen Dog Hoodie

$ 35.00

It's not going to happen.  The perfect gift for your most perfect petch.  Introducing our most comfortable and popular hoodies, animal style.  Intended For: Dogs.  Material: Flex Fleece (50% Combed...
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Congrats To Your Liver Graduation Card

$ 7.00

This is way more impressive than you graduating with a BA in “Social Sciences” Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a...
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Betches x Inked by Dani Tattoos Part Deux

$ 12.00

We have teamed up with Inked by Dani again, a line of hand-drawn temporary tattoo designs, to create the coolest spring break/summer accessory out there. These temporary tattoos are perfect for the betch who would...
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Pour One Out For Wikipedia Graduation Card

$ 7.00

Whoever said "Wikipedia isn't a credible source" was def lying.  Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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Game Of Loans Graduation Card

$ 7.00

Deaneries Targaryen never had to pay f*cking student loans.  Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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I Have A Lot Of Baggage Tote

$ 20.00

You have a lot of baggage. We have the tote for it. Black Canvas Extremely Durable Tote  Size: 15"x16"       
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Cady Heron Graduation Card

$ 7.00

 Your future is as bright as a mathlete. Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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Netflix & Leave Me Alone Tank

$ 44.00

Netflix and chill is overrated. How about netflix and leave me the alone? Now, go on, scram.    Tank Size Guide   
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I Kinda Wanna Just Do It Flowy Tank

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For when you wanna do it, but there's also a marathon on of your favorite show and you can't, like, not watch it.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made...
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I Love You Card

$ 7.00

It's not you, it's the vodka.  Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card. Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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There's No Way You Woke Up Like That Flowy Scoop White Tank

$ 44.00

An all time best seller! The only way you woke up like that is if you forgot to oil-free-make-up-remove your six shades of contouring last night. This white tank is...
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Over It Girl Sweater

$ 88.00

She's like, SO over it. If you can pull off the absolutely perfect messy bun then this girl is you. Hand drawn by one of the Head Betches who, by the way,...
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I Have An Addiction Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

The first step is acceptance. Admit it, you're addicted to expensive workout classes. At least you will look the best in class with this tank.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom...
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Body by DJ Khaled Tee

$ 38.00

Is your life coach also DJ Khaled? Is your fitspo his elliptical talk? You're not alone. Get this tee show everyone your trainer is the infamous DJ Khaled. Anotha one.  This black...
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Wake Up In The Afternoon Card

$ 7.00

And the last one I see before I blackout! Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card. Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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Audrey, Pizza and Coke Phone Case

$ 33.00

Just because you drunk ate your weight in pizza doesn’t mean you’re not a classy lady.  Designed by the uber cool poplitically incorrect artist Saint Hoax, whose original artwork you...

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