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Red Wine & Booze Crop Top

$ 38.00

The perfect crop for when you inevitably get drunk.  Fit: The cropped and boxy silhouette, round neck and elongated arm holes make it the perfect summer staple.  This royal blue...
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Betches x NCLA Nail Polish & Wraps Set

$ 16.00

We've teamed up with uber cool LA based NCLA to create the best new polish and wraps. NCLA has collaborated with Queen Bey, Nasty Gal, DKNY, Glamour, Galore and now...
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Life, Liberty, & The Pursuit Of Hard Alcohol Crop Top

$ 38.00

Isn't drinking alcohol like our 24th amendment?  Fit: The cropped and boxy silhouette, round neck and elongated arm holes make it the perfect summer staple.  This white crop top is...
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Will You Accept This Rosé? Tank

$ 44.00

A rosé ceremony is definitely something I can get behind. We've created the PERFECT tank for you bachelor/bachelorette parties, Monday nights dedicated to TV, or shrine to cute Jojo (I...
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The Lips Pillow Cases

$ 25.00

Our best-selling pillow cases are back and better than ever! We've changed the fabric and material on these NEW incredible pillow cases.The perfect pillow for when you love your bed...
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Kicking Ass & Forgetting Names Tee

$ 38.00

Now comes in a tank top!  The more realistic version of "Kicking Ass and Taking Names," for a betch anyway.   This deep heather gray tee is a new version of our...
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My Mom's A Cool Mom Onesie

$ 25.00

For the baby with not just a regular mom, but a cool mom.  Our new onesies are the perfect gift for all the future betches of the world who can pull off...
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Bad Betch Sports Bra

$ 32.00

Probs the most badass sports bra you will ever own. We already know you have the body to pull it off. An extremely supportive and comfortable sports bra made with...
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The Lashes Pillow Cases

$ 25.00

Our best-selling pillow cases are back and better than ever! We've changed the fabric and material on these NEW incredible pillow cases. Sleeping soundly has never looked so pretty.  Each...
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K Bye Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

This shirt is so incredible, it represents what will be my last words. Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you...
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Life, Liberty, & The Pursuit Of Hard Alcohol Unisex Tank

$ 38.00

Isn't drinking alcohol like our 24th amendment?  This navy UNISEX(Y) tank is 100% cotton and fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, cutoff sleeves and wide armholes. It's insanely conformable...
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My Favorite Workout Is Running My Mouth Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Such good cardio.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have added room for your...
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Gangsta Napper Onesie

$ 25.00

Sleeping all day with no cares is definitely gangsta.  Our new onesies are the perfect gift for all the future betches who are chic enough to pull of this look. ...
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Born to Run From All My Problems Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

I'm not dealing with that right now.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have...
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I'm Not Not Psycho Tee

$ 38.00

Now in Extra Small! Maybe you are, maybe you aren't, but you're not not psycho.  This black tee is a new version of our original tees and it's so incredibly soft....
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Make America Drunk Again Unisex Tee

$ 38.00

This white, UNISEX(Y) tee is perfect for the only message that matters this election season. Make America Drunk Again.  Sizing: Men: Tee runs true to size. Women: Size down for a...
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Stop Trying To Make Fetch Happen Dog Hoodie

$ 35.00

It's not going to happen.  The perfect gift for your most perfect petch.  Introducing our most comfortable and popular hoodies, animal style.  Intended For: Dogs.  Material: Flex Fleece (50% Combed...
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K Whatever Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Calvin Klein loves fashion, is super controversial, and has gone to rehab. He's totally a betch. Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from...
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Squat Goals Tank

$ 44.00

Squat for the squad. #squatgoals  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have added room...
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Congrats To Your Liver Graduation Card

$ 7.00

This is way more impressive than you graduating with a BA in “Social Sciences” Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a...
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I Still Live With My Parents Onesie

$ 25.00

Rent free is the way to be. Our new onesies are the perfect gift for all the future betches of the world who can pull off such a chic look....
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Betches x Inked by Dani Tattoos Part Deux

$ 12.00

We have teamed up with Inked by Dani again, a line of hand-drawn temporary tattoo designs, to create the coolest spring break/summer accessory out there. These temporary tattoos are perfect for the betch who would...
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Pour One Out For Wikipedia Graduation Card

$ 7.00

Whoever said "Wikipedia isn't a credible source" was def lying.  Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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Game Of Loans Graduation Card

$ 7.00

Deaneries Targaryen never had to pay f*cking student loans.  Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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I Have A Lot Of Baggage Tote

$ 20.00

You have a lot of baggage. We have the tote for it. Black Canvas Extremely Durable Tote  Size: 15"x16"       
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Cady Heron Graduation Card

$ 7.00

 Your future is as bright as a mathlete. Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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Netflix & Leave Me Alone Tank

$ 44.00

Netflix and chill is overrated. How about netflix and leave me the alone? Now, go on, scram.    Tank Size Guide   
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I Love You Card

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It's not you, it's the vodka.  Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card. Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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There's No Way You Woke Up Like That Flowy Scoop White Tank

$ 44.00

An all time best seller! The only way you woke up like that is if you forgot to oil-free-make-up-remove your six shades of contouring last night. This white tank is...
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Over It Girl Sweater

$ 88.00

She's like, SO over it. If you can pull off the absolutely perfect messy bun then this girl is you. Hand drawn by one of the Head Betches who, by the way,...
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I Have An Addiction Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

The first step is acceptance. Admit it, you're addicted to expensive workout classes. At least you will look the best in class with this tank.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom...
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Body by DJ Khaled Tee

$ 38.00

Is your life coach also DJ Khaled? Is your fitspo his elliptical talk? You're not alone. Get this tee show everyone your trainer is the infamous DJ Khaled. Anotha one.  This black...
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Wake Up In The Afternoon Card

$ 7.00

And the last one I see before I blackout! Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card. Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 

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