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YASSS QUEEN Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Two words: YASSS QUEEN. Hands down the best tank we've ever made.    This UNISEX black tank is 100% cotton and fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, cutoff sleeves and...
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I Made That Betch Famous Snapback

$ 35.00

He made that betch* famous.  Solid black snapback, gray under brim, white embroidery. In other words, gorg.   *This Item is Final Sale*
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You Can't Spin With Us Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Our All-Time Best Seller!   This UNISEX tank is 100% cotton and fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, cutoff sleeves and wide armholes. It's insanely conformable and you will live...
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Coffee With A Splash of Vodka Mug

$ 15.00

Leave no doubt as to what is really in your cup with this oversized mug  This 14 oz. black enzo mug has a smooth rim, polished finish, and is embossed with "Coffee...
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I Didn't Get Your Text Hat

$ 30.00

We've teamed up with @yearofelan's Uninspirational quotes to bring you hilarious and chic products to our Shop Betches store. Our first item is the I Didn't Get Your Text hat.  Sorry I...
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Almost Chanel Coffee Mug

$ 15.00

Our oversized coffee mug will give you the fuel to start your day, with the blessing of chicness from Coco herself.  This 14 oz. black enzo mug has a smooth rim,...
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F*cking Duh Flowy Crop Top

$ 35.00

Fucking Duh IS BACK!! YAS YAS YAS.  Made from a poly viscose blend, super soft and very flattering boxy fit.  Small fits 2-4 / Medium fits sizes 4-6 / Large...
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The Lashes Pillow Cases

$ 25.00

Our best-selling pillow cases are back and better than ever! We've changed the fabric and material on these NEW incredible pillow cases. Sleeping soundly has never looked so pretty.  Each...
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Betches Gold Mug

$ 15.00

You'll have the confidence to start your day when you gaze at this oversized coffee mug through the haze that is weekday mornings. This 14 oz. black enzo mug has a...
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Barre So Hard Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Everyone we know emails us being like, omg everyone at barre was like, where did you get your tank and I was just like *hairflip*.  Our Brand New Tank This UNISEX tank...
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I'm Not Not Psycho Tee

$ 38.00

Maybe you are, maybe you aren't, but you're not not psycho.  This black tee is a new version of our original tees and it's so incredibly soft. 52% combed and ring-spun...
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The Lips Pillow Cases

$ 25.00

Our best-selling pillow cases are back and better than ever! We've changed the fabric and material on these NEW incredible pillow cases.The perfect pillow for when you love your bed...
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Namast'op I Can't Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

When your yoga instructor is being so annoying, just be like namast'op I can't even. She'll think twice next time she asks you to stop talking with your besties in the back...
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Being Awake Sucks Throw Pillow

$ 28.00

We've teamed up with The Bachelor Producer Elan Gale's Uninspirational (@unspirational) to bring you hilarious products to Shop Betches. Finally a throw pillow that speaks the truth. I think it's...
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Limited Edition 'Bad Betch' Snapback

$ 35.00

Probs the most badass hat you will ever own. This hat is a limited edition product. You're welcome, and remember that there are only a limited amount available so make...
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Like Really Pretty Throw Pillow

$ 28.00

So you agree, you think you're really pretty?  This soft luxe throw pillow is an excellent addition that gives character to any space. It comes with a soft polyester insert...
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My Life Is In Fucking Retrograde Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Mercury is a life ruiner!  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have added room...
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Lashes iPhone Case

$ 20.00

Your dream lashes are here. This case is sleek and durable. The white case will fit your phone perfectly, and it protects from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It's practically...
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These Heels Were Made For Uber Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

This tank has a 5 star rating.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have...
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Gangsta Napper Throw Pillow

$ 28.00

It was all a dream, I used to read Seventeen magazine. This stylish and chic white spun poly throw pillow will liven up any room. The pillow comes with a soft polyester insert...
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Kicking Ass & Forgetting Names Tee

$ 38.00

Now comes in a tank top!  The more realistic version of "Kicking Ass and Taking Names," for a betch anyway.   This deep heather gray tee is a new version of our...
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Luxe Lashes Throw Pillow

$ 28.00

Your dream lashes are here. This pillow is both really, really pretty and incredibly soft. The pillow will look amazing in your home, apartment, dorm, castle, mansion, whatever. The pillow...
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Taking Naps & Checking Apps Pillow Cases

$ 25.00

Taking Naps and Checking Apps. These pillows represent our two favorite pastimes.  How To Order 1. Each pillow case is SOLD SEPARATELY. If you would like both the word pillow...
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Not A Cat Person Dog Hoodie

$ 35.00

Karl Doggerfeld. Grace Canineton. Your dog wears real fur unapologetically.  The perfect gift for your most perfect petch.  Introducing our most comfortable and popular hoodies, animal style.  Intended For: Dogs. ...
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Work From Home iPhone Case

$ 20.00

Does the pool have wifi?  This case looks sleek, but it's tough. Its solid construction fits your phone perfectly, and it protects from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. The smooth...
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My Mom's A Cool Mom Onesie

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For the baby with not just a regular mom, but a cool mom.  Our new onesies are the perfect gift for all the future betches of the world who can pull off...
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Can I Borrow You Charger? Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

iPhone 6 please?  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have added room for your...
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Born to Run From All My Problems Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

I'm not dealing with that right now.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have...
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I Have A Lot Of Baggage Tote

$ 20.00

You have a lot of baggage. We have the tote for it. Black Canvas Extremely Durable Tote  Size: 15"x16"       
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Pizza & Bullshit Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

It's what biggie would want.  This tank comes in a unique black marble.  65% Poly, 35% Viscose Features: Low cut armhole. Curved bottom hem. Easy, drapey fit. Ultra soft.  Women's...
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Stop Trying To Make Fetch Happen Dog Hoodie

$ 35.00

It's not going to happen.  The perfect gift for your most perfect petch.  Introducing our most comfortable and popular hoodies, animal style.  Intended For: Dogs.  Material: Flex Fleece (50% Combed...
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K Whatever Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Calvin Klein loves fashion, is super controversial, and has gone to rehab. He's totally a betch. Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from...
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Cady Heron Greeting Card

$ 7.00

 Your future is as bright as a mathlete. Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 

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