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The Lips Pillow Cases

$ 25.00

Our best-selling pillow cases are back and better than ever! We've changed the fabric and material on these NEW incredible pillow cases.The perfect pillow for when you love your bed...
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I Didn't Get Your Text Hat

$ 30.00

We've teamed up with @yearofelan's Uninspirational quotes to bring you hilarious and chic products to our Shop Betches store. Our first item is the I Didn't Get Your Text hat.  Sorry I...
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The Lashes Pillow Cases

$ 25.00

Our best-selling pillow cases are back and better than ever! We've changed the fabric and material on these NEW incredible pillow cases. Sleeping soundly has never looked so pretty.  Each...
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My Life Is In Fucking Retrograde Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Mercury is a life ruiner!  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have added room...
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Pizza & Bullshit Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

It's what biggie would want.  This tank comes in a unique black marble.  65% Poly, 35% Viscose Features: Low cut armhole. Curved bottom hem. Easy, drapey fit. Ultra soft.  Women's...
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These Heels Were Made For Uber Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

This tank has a 5 star rating.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have...
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Being Awake Sucks Throw Pillow

$ 28.00

We've teamed up with The Bachelor Producer Elan Gale's Uninspirational (@unspirational) to bring you hilarious products to Shop Betches. Finally a throw pillow that speaks the truth. I think it's...
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Gangsta Napper Throw Pillow

$ 28.00

It was all a dream, I used to read Seventeen magazine. This stylish and chic white spun poly throw pillow will liven up any room. The pillow comes with a soft polyester insert...
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Luxe Lashes Throw Pillow

$ 28.00

Your dream lashes are here. This pillow is both really, really pretty and incredibly soft. The pillow will look amazing in your home, apartment, dorm, castle, mansion, whatever. The pillow...
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Limited Edition 'Bad Betch' Snapback

$ 35.00

Probs the most badass hat you will ever own. This hat is a limited edition product. You're welcome, and remember that there are only a limited amount available so make...
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Taking Naps & Checking Apps Pillow Cases

$ 25.00

Taking Naps and Checking Apps. These pillows represent our two favorite pastimes.  How To Order 1. Each pillow case is SOLD SEPARATELY. If you would like both the word pillow...
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MeUndies x Betches "Sup" Thong

$ 18.00

Sup? Fancy seeing you here.  We've joined up with MeUndies the supplier of the world's most comfortable underwear (trust us!!) to bring you new exclusive thongs and boy shorts.  The...
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Will You Accept This Rosé? Tank

$ 44.00

A rosé ceremony is definitely something I can get behind. We've created the PERFECT tank for you bachelor/bachelorette parties, Monday nights dedicated to TV, or shrine to cute Jojo (I...
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Kicking Ass & Forgetting Names Tee

$ 38.00

Now comes in a tank top!  The more realistic version of "Kicking Ass and Taking Names," for a betch anyway.   This deep heather gray tee is a new version of our...
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Work From Home iPhone Case

$ 20.00

Does the pool have wifi?  This case is sleek and very lightweight. Its solid, one-piece construction fits your phone perfectly, and it's easy to snap on and off. The sides...
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MeUndies x Betches "Double Tap" Cheeky Brief

$ 18.00

You're going to get soooo many likes....  We've joined up with MeUndies the supplier of the world's most comfortable underwear (trust us!!) to bring you new exclusive thongs and boy...
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Not A Cat Person Dog Hoodie

$ 35.00

Karl Doggerfeld. Grace Canineton. Your dog wears real fur unapologetically.  The perfect gift for your most perfect petch.  Introducing our most comfortable and popular hoodies, animal style.  Intended For: Dogs. ...
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My Mom's A Cool Mom Onesie

$ 25.00

For the baby with not just a regular mom, but a cool mom.  Our new onesies are the perfect gift for all the future betches of the world who can pull off...
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Can I Borrow You Charger? Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

iPhone 6 please?  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have added room for your...
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Bad Betch Sports Bra

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Probs the most badass sports bra you will ever own. We already know you have the body to pull it off. An extremely supportive and comfortable sports bra made with...
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Betches x NCLA Nail Polish & Wraps Set

$ 16.00

We've teamed up with uber cool LA based NCLA to create the best new polish and wraps. NCLA has collaborated with Queen Bey, Nasty Gal, DKNY, Glamour, Galore and now...
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Squat Goals Tank

$ 44.00

Squat for the squad. #squatgoals  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have added room...
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Born to Run From All My Problems Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

I'm not dealing with that right now.  Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from the ones you already know. These run true to size, have...
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I'm Not Not Psycho Tee

$ 38.00

Now in Extra Small! Maybe you are, maybe you aren't, but you're not not psycho.  This black tee is a new version of our original tees and it's so incredibly soft....
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I Have A Lot Of Baggage Tote

$ 20.00

You have a lot of baggage. We have the tote for it. Black Canvas Extremely Durable Tote  Size: 15"x16"       
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Stop Trying To Make Fetch Happen Dog Hoodie

$ 35.00

It's not going to happen.  The perfect gift for your most perfect petch.  Introducing our most comfortable and popular hoodies, animal style.  Intended For: Dogs.  Material: Flex Fleece (50% Combed...
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K Whatever Flowy Tank

$ 44.00

Calvin Klein loves fashion, is super controversial, and has gone to rehab. He's totally a betch. Introducing your new favorite tank. Our custom made in the USA tanks are a step up from...
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Betches x Inked by Dani Tattoos Part Deux

$ 12.00

We have teamed up with Inked by Dani again, a line of hand-drawn temporary tattoo designs, to create the coolest spring break/summer accessory out there. These temporary tattoos are perfect for the betch who would...
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Game Of Loans Graduation Card

$ 7.00

Deaneries Targaryen never had to pay f*cking student loans.  Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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Cady Heron Graduation Card

$ 7.00

 Your future is as bright as a mathlete. Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card.  Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 
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Netflix & Leave Me Alone Tank

$ 44.00

Netflix and chill is overrated. How about netflix and leave me the alone? Now, go on, scram.    Tank Size Guide   
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Over It Girl Sweater

$ 88.00

She's like, SO over it. If you can pull off the absolutely perfect messy bun then this girl is you. Hand drawn by one of the Head Betches who, by the way,...
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Wake Up In The Afternoon Card

$ 7.00

And the last one I see before I blackout! Standard 4" x 6" Greeting Card. Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes with a white envelope. 

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